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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

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janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

(via saevuswinds)

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shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

(via fake-mermaid)

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I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via hannahslittleteacup)

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mothernaturenetwork:

How to garden for bumblebeesCreating a bumblebee-friendly garden will help the struggling pollinators and be a boon for your blooms as well.

mothernaturenetwork:

How to garden for bumblebees
Creating a bumblebee-friendly garden will help the struggling pollinators and be a boon for your blooms as well.

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1 week ago

piggytailsandpacifiers:

kayla-bird:

Hide and seek.

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

(Source: chouncazzodicasino, via run-devdev)

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1 week ago

Some things are better left unsaid.  (via fawun)

(Source: poppyflowerpoetry, via joseline-vanilla)

Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.

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1 week ago

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(Source: yesitspandapimp, via gifprincess)

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1 week ago

morefunthanevisceration:

bereweillschmidt:

morefunthanevisceration:

bereweillschmidt:

i am tryING NOT TO LAUGH BUT morefunthanevisceration HAS THE BEST STORIES

I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD YOU ENJOY MY HORRIBLE SHENANIGANS

 

we’ve donE THIS WITH CURTIS/EDGAR DON’T LIE

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SHSHSHSH I’M TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY. 

but it’s so true oh god everything I touch turns into crack or smut. I sound like a fanfiction drug dealer. Which is oddly fitting.

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1 week ago

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via orgasm)

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1 week ago

tiefighters:

Happy Birthday to Neil Robinson aka Old Red Jalopy!

Be sure to check out his Twiiter, Facebook, & Website

(via drnumbah4)

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1 week ago

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic, via drnumbah4)

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