But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.
how fucking dare you
once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts…
Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.
You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.
You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.
You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.
i am tryING NOT TO LAUGH BUT morefunthanevisceration HAS THE BEST STORIES
I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD YOU ENJOY MY HORRIBLE SHENANIGANS
we’ve donE THIS WITH CURTIS/EDGAR DON’T LIE
SHSHSHSH I’M TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
but it’s so true oh god everything I touch turns into crack or smut. I sound like a fanfiction drug dealer. Which is oddly fitting.